the-goddamazon:

oimatchstickman:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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LMFAOOOO OMG

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Sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much for them.

  • mother: you need to stop playing the sims.
  • me: ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesche

The truth is that the more intimately you know someone, the more clearly you’ll see their flaws. That’s just the way it is. This is why marriages fail, why children are abandoned, why friendships don’t last. You might think you love someone until you see the way they act when they’re out of money or under pressure or hungry, for goodness’ sake. Love is something different. Love is choosing to serve someone and be with someone in spite of their filthy heart. Love is patient and kind, love is deliberate. Love is hard. Love is pain and sacrifice, it’s seeing the darkness in another person and defying the impulse to jump ship.

TOMORROW IS THE PARTY!!

And then Sunday is his actual birthday. I am officially a mom of a toddler.

Lord help me.

Went to Party City and Target to get last minuet Birthday things and still ended up spending a small fortune. Curse you Target! ( and Party City— but mostly Target)

BUT! I got rock candy pops! I freaking love Rock Candy. And an Elmo bucket to put them in. It’ll be so cute. I am enjoying being able to find things to go with this theme. Dr. Seuss was fun but I had to make everything. Sesame Street is everywhere, thank God, because this year I have had no time to anything, much less think up crafty things to attempt.

Also, tomorrow is Matthew’s birthday. I got him a wallet—what else do you get husbands?? Just kidding. I mean I did get him a wallet, but he kept saying he didn’t want anything and his old was falling apart. This one is kind of cool, but still simple. So I think he will like it. I am going to let him open it tonight when gets home — assuming I stay awake, I am trying.

moseby:

Can’t believe that I could hold this chip bag with my little woman hands!!!

moseby:

Can’t believe that I could hold this chip bag with my little woman hands!!!

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