shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

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dzolamboto:

oregonfairy:


The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.

this always gives me chills


Insane.

dzolamboto:

oregonfairy:

The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.

this always gives me chills

Insane.

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For a star to be born, there is one thing that must happen: a gaseous nebula must collapse.

So collapse.
Crumble.
This is not your destruction.

This is your birth.

marshmallowviscera:

people talkin like “I thought this was supposed to be the future where are my flying cars”

yall do know that surgeons recently 3D printed a new skull for a woman and that we have machines who learn and recognize themselves in mirrors and recently we found a galaxy that SHOULDN’T EXIST

like

fuck flying cars, guys

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Looks like Texas forgot its July. #notcomplaining #rainyday #coolday #100happydays

Looks like Texas forgot its July. #notcomplaining #rainyday #coolday #100happydays

And even if somebody else has it much worse, that doesn’t really change the fact that you have what you have.

npr:

"A New Device Lets You Track Your Preschooler … And Listen In" via Allie Caren
Thanks to a new wristband from LG, parents can now track a child’s every move with their smartphones. The KizON uses Wi-Fi and GPS technology to update parents on their child’s current location, and KizON even includes a direct call feature. But this new development in technology leaves some asking if kids have a right to privacy.
– Alexander
Image: LG

npr:

"A New Device Lets You Track Your Preschooler … And Listen In" via Allie Caren

Thanks to a new wristband from LG, parents can now track a child’s every move with their smartphones. The KizON uses Wi-Fi and GPS technology to update parents on their child’s current location, and KizON even includes a direct call feature. But this new development in technology leaves some asking if kids have a right to privacy.

– Alexander

Image: LG

(via meredithvieiralives)

somethingmalleable:

gettingsweptaways:

Wow Disney Channel has really expanded its dialogue.

HAHAH
somethingmalleable:

gettingsweptaways:

Wow Disney Channel has really expanded its dialogue.

HAHAH
somethingmalleable:

gettingsweptaways:

Wow Disney Channel has really expanded its dialogue.

HAHAH
somethingmalleable:

gettingsweptaways:

Wow Disney Channel has really expanded its dialogue.

HAHAH
somethingmalleable:

gettingsweptaways:

Wow Disney Channel has really expanded its dialogue.

HAHAH
somethingmalleable:

gettingsweptaways:

Wow Disney Channel has really expanded its dialogue.

HAHAH

somethingmalleable:

gettingsweptaways:

Wow Disney Channel has really expanded its dialogue.

HAHAH

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